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Laurie's in Woodstock - A review

Fitz67

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Yes, it's true. An actual review!

Was on my way through Woodstock travelling from east to west. Decided to stop in at Laurie's and see for myself. I'm a kinda "drop in and pot luck" type of hobbiest, so this type of visit was typical of my hobbying nature.

Three women were working. Not sure of the other two's names, but I ended up taking Lucy. The woman who greeted me at the door was easy to turn down (older and not well taken care of...sorry). Lucy and the third were both blond and reasonably well built with decent looks (neither were stunners typical of the high end places in T.O.). I opted for the half hour session which lightened my wallet by $40 (reasonable).

Lucy showed me to the room which gave me a chance to check out the place. Well, it's been mentioned before and I'll mention it again...the renovations are still under way. Basically, this place is located in an industrial condo (think: big open location where you can add walls and a drop ceiling wherever you need to). The rooms are established but there isn't a hallway, so to speak, just a big open area between the lobby and the rooms. There was a blue tarp draped over something or other in this area...not very professional, but, alas, I digress.

The room itself was large enough for my tastes (I mean, it's not like I'm there for ballroom dancing!), it had it's own shower (major plus, in fact, a necessity), and a large table. There was only one towel offered/available and it was slightly small and threadbare (I hate that). There was a portable radio in the room tuned to some FM station. Unfortunately, the drop ceiling is not complete. There were gaps in the ceiling at the edges where partial tiles need to be installed. In other words, I could hear the same music coming from other areas of this MP. There were no mirrors in the room which is not really a big deal for me, as the experience is more about touch than sight.

I showered and Lucy did not keep me waiting long (I hate sitting there for what seems like an eternity). She stripped down and I assumed the position. The massage was light with some attempt at light teasing in the nether regions. She positioned herself at the head of the table to work on my upper body which gave me easy access for the reverse. At this point I was informed that the reverse would cost a little extra. Another $40, to be exact.

We switched positions which gave me easy access to Lucy. Lucy has a great set of breasts. I'm inclined to say they are "bolt ons" based on 1) their firmness (but not too hard); and 2) she mentioned that she was a former dancer. Either way, probably the nicest set of "man mades" I've ever laid my hands on. Some access was allowed but not DATY. Oh well, tant pis.

BS was not asked for, nor offered.

We switched back for the finish and the release was very satisfactory. All in all, a good experience and I left thinking that it was worth the money.

Looks: 6/10
Body: 7/10 (great jugs, body was a bit on the big side but firm)
Massage: 5/10 (light, light teasing...are we really going for the massage?)
Finish: 7/10
Location: 5/10 (I've seen worse, this place is a little sketchy, but it has potential)

Bottom line: Stay in London if you're in London. If you're passing through and its convenient, give it a try...and post a review!

P.S. I reread the reviews on this place and I am inclined to think there has been a fair bit of shilling about this place. Beware of past reviews that seem "too good to be true".
 

homer

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Lauries in Woodstock?

Hello Out There!

I have plans to be in Woodstock later this week, and was wondering if someone could tell me what the hours are at Lauries (and a phone # if possible)?

Thanks

Homer
 

thecoolguyms72

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Laurie's
1057 Parkinson Road #4
Woodstock Ontario
519-536-9452

I got this information from Gerald's website www.adult-london.ca

A good source of info for London and surrounding area. As for their hours, give them a shout as I'm not sure what they are exactly. What I do know is I was there late on a Sunday night once, probably around midnight, so I'll bet it's open at least until then most nights.

Coolguy.
 

SirLoin

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are the renovations done yet?

let us know if the 3 years of renovations are done yet, or if they're simply still got drywall and 2x4's lying around everywhere. i don't think they'll ever be finished.

on a different note, in another thread, it was mentioned that Anna (formerly of exxxotica and the Phoenix in KW) is now employed there. has anyone seen her recently or can report on any of the other talent that is there right now?
 

chevy-guy

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SirLoin.............

I was there about two months ago, the renovations ARE done, I think that there are 3-4 rooms, all with carpet, walls and ceilings are done, showers in every room...........150% improvement!!! Does anyone know if a girl by the name of April still works there?
 
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