Taking one for the team - the Barrie norm

Not quite sure when I will realize that outside of the obvious chosen few in Barrie, 99% of the action is brutal at best..

Note this ad in the Examiner

A hot Classy Beautiful Brunette. Full body session
from head to toe. Low rates. Private, parking, A/C
Call 770-****

Since I have been retired for the last 6 months or so, I said, "Wow, maybe Barrie is getting better!, where is my phone"

Made the call about an hour ago, and headed to the Barre Motel, on Essa Rd, there was a decent looking chick walking along the street, but that would be as good as it gets.

Inside, the hot class beautiiul brunette; I was hoping for Ms. Cole's twin... Instead I saw Aunt Jemima's ugly sister.

180 lbs+, 50ish, flap jacks, and summer teeth.... (Some are white, some are brown, some are missing). No rating necessary.

Why did I stay you ask..... sheer, and utter stupidity, Thank God, I only stayed for a $40 massage.

A word to the wise, there are only 3 positive things to say about this sleepy little city, Sasha, Dana, and Ms. Cole. End of story.

I am up to any challenge to prove me wrong, but I doubt there will be any takers.

Now I need to pour myself another gin to kill a few more brain cells, maybe I will forget the last 75 minutes of my life.

As always,

Cheers,

G.

*Some people just don't think before they speak.....

PL,

I do browse the reviews from time to time. Seemed to miss your contribution regarding Nicole. Some of us like to give, while others choose not to contribute.

Can't recall ever seeing a review penned by you.

Before you go along, you need to get along.

G.

PL,

I did speak to soon, I saw reviews after the fact that you had penned.

Just still pissed about the lack of talent

Excuse the offence, my fault on this one

G