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thecdnstud

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HI, I am looking for a Midland/Penetang area adult massage parlour or escort service. I am hoping there is someone in this area. Driving to Barrie is a bit far.
Also I dont understand a lot of the accronyms.
mp I presume is massage parlour
sc is strip club
what is SP
there were some others I cant remember now, but I didnt figure them out.
Thanks.
 

pussylicker

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CDNSTD
Go to the main board to Massage section and read "Consolidated Newbies Guide : PLEASE READ". It has definitions for short forms.
Barrie is the closest for massage or escort unless you want to pay for travelling expences too. Good luck
 

Rearviewer

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Like Pussylicker said, there is nothing here, you'll have to go at least as far south as Barrie.

The only adult entertainment here is The Bar and you probably know what a lame SC that is. When I'm on holidays in this area every summer I always check out The Bar a few times until I realize it's still the same - not many attractive women and very low mileage. Then I head down to Barrie to Misty's SC or try an incall escort.

But if you're a local and have the inside scoop on anything worthwhile at The Bar please share as I will be up there in another week.
 

thecdnstud

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I have been going to "The Bar" since way back when it first opened. It was a motorcycle repair shop before that. The fun has gone and I havent been in for a year or so. Drinking and driving has also discouraged me from going. Its a $30.00 taxi ride home. So you go in, drop a couple of hundred on the girls and then hope you still have $30.00 to get back home. The camera in the VIP room has really cut down on a lot of backroom fun. Its rare to see a fresh face anymore, always the same old same old. The girls seem to work a circuit by travelling from one club to the next and wind up back at "The Bar" a month or so later. Their motto is partly correct. "Warm Beer, Lousy Food & Ugly Women" The last part is the truest part of the slogan. The beer is always cold, the food isnt too bad, but the women...

Anyways maybe I will drop back in a week or so when I have some time and check things out.

Its hard to believe that there isnt one or two independant ladies in this area who are enterprising enough to want to make a few dollars

Take care.
 

Rearviewer

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Yeah, the camera hurts the mileage, if that's possible in that low-mileage place. The most I got last year was one gal let me nibble her nipples a little. And that should be possible with the lady sitting on your lap with her back blocking the camera. No way that management can tell whether she's just doing the usual close but no contact tease or whether she's an inch closer within range of your lips. The other factor here for this to work is you have to be alone in that dance room so I like to go as early as possible when the girls first arrive, I think that's about 4pm or so. The down side is it can be very slow with just a few girls gradually trickling in. I sure have wasted a lot of time here, but less every year as I get fed up sooner.

The hottest body I've seen there the last couple of years has been the friendly waitress, Michelle, I think her name is --petite the way I like them. I'd love to see her on stage.

Here's a laugh for you. I sometimes used to travel an extra hour to go to the Atherly Arms in Orillia. I had a couple of fun times there, but what a dump. I didn't figure out until last year that for the same travel time I could get to Barrie with much better possibilities. One $20 dance at Misty's was superior to the hundreds I'd spent at The Bar.
 

thecdnstud

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Now that I am self employed, I am less likely to just throw my money at the girls. I am starting to think along the lines of, every time I think I want to take a girl to the VIP room, I should just put that $20.00 in my other pocket. Then when I have a couple of hundred dollars in there I should go to visit a SP but there are none in Midland/Penetang that I am aware of. By the time I drive to Barrie, a lot of the spontanaity has gone out of the desire.
 
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