Well, I took one for the good ole' team recently.
I usually stick to MP's, but for some reason, I decided to try Lacy's, a place that advertises in the LFP. FYI, they say it is a in or out call. I chose in.
Made the call and was directed to a north London location to make a further phone call from a phone booth to get the actual location. This is, of course, where every red flag known to hobbyists should fly freely. But, dummy me, soldiered on....
I was directed there by a reasonably friendly woman on the phone, who obviously was only there for that purpose. She told me that she had one girl available, that being, a 5'6" open minded mulatto. I went for it.
I arrived in the building (not too bad a location) and was directed to a small bedroom in the apartment. Met up with the young lady, whose name, I believe was Tatiana. Whatever.
I paid $100 for a half hour FS session. However, if the letter F stands for "Fast" Service, then I most assuredly got my money's worth. Alas, this was to be a "Full" service and the value for the dollar was way down there. She went for the gusto right from the get-go. No foreplay, no talk, just started doing the salami stretch. This led to the world's fastest arrival of a condom in a FS session ever recorded. A quick covered BJ ensued, with a speedy move to missionary. By this time, I just wanted to get out of there, so did the deed and got the heck out.
Let's see, I arrived at 1 minute past the hour and left at 17 minutes past the hour. That would make for a very lovely 16 minute, $100 session.
Take it from the daytripper, who should have known better - stick with MP's or recommended SP's and avoid Lacy's.
I usually stick to MP's, but for some reason, I decided to try Lacy's, a place that advertises in the LFP. FYI, they say it is a in or out call. I chose in.
Made the call and was directed to a north London location to make a further phone call from a phone booth to get the actual location. This is, of course, where every red flag known to hobbyists should fly freely. But, dummy me, soldiered on....
I was directed there by a reasonably friendly woman on the phone, who obviously was only there for that purpose. She told me that she had one girl available, that being, a 5'6" open minded mulatto. I went for it.
I arrived in the building (not too bad a location) and was directed to a small bedroom in the apartment. Met up with the young lady, whose name, I believe was Tatiana. Whatever.
I paid $100 for a half hour FS session. However, if the letter F stands for "Fast" Service, then I most assuredly got my money's worth. Alas, this was to be a "Full" service and the value for the dollar was way down there. She went for the gusto right from the get-go. No foreplay, no talk, just started doing the salami stretch. This led to the world's fastest arrival of a condom in a FS session ever recorded. A quick covered BJ ensued, with a speedy move to missionary. By this time, I just wanted to get out of there, so did the deed and got the heck out.
Let's see, I arrived at 1 minute past the hour and left at 17 minutes past the hour. That would make for a very lovely 16 minute, $100 session.
Take it from the daytripper, who should have known better - stick with MP's or recommended SP's and avoid Lacy's.