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review: mya @ All Seasons Spa

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
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238-0808 386E Bank @ James st. downstairs where the internet cafe is located.

Walked in. 10:30pm tuesday night. 3 girls on shift. they're open till 12. two at the door one brunette and one blonde. both young the brunette (as i'm partial to dark haired women) looked pretty decent nice body good looking face and attitude. the blond wasn't as much of a looker still around a 7? anyhow

30min 45.00
45min 65.00 and there's a hourly rate that i dont remember. was asked at teh door if i've been there before i said no but my friend recommended the place. girl then goes on to mention that i probably already know that tipping is accepted in the rooms.

Rooms. no towels. no kleenex. towels on beds seem to be old.. ahem unchanged. but anyways. 100 for release... 120 for nude release 150 for nude reverse and 350 for the full.. ok i dunno did i get stiffed?? not used to ottawa mps. anyways. took the 120 option and booked it. the massage was non existant like no joke. and the release was.. well. wasn't good at all.lol.. some kitty play no digits.. BLAH. ottawa. BLAH. was brought a yellowlooking dishtowel... shudder. but worse.. was that stank smell wafting up from my fingers.. no digits remember.. but still.. BLAH.ottawa.BLAH

FACE: 7.5-8 very decent looking chick
BODY: 7 very nice natural curves.. a 34b
MASSAGE: 2 urm. hello?!

was in there for like 15min tops.. ick.
 

Dodger

Lives for DATY
Aug 17, 2001
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Too2shy, if the 120 was on top of the door fee then it wasa definate ripoff, at least by Toronto standards.

If the door fee is included in the 120 then it is a little high by Toronto standards for N only.

I normally walk out of NR for 100 - 120 depending on the tip to the MPA and that usually includes a memorable release. Those numbers include the door fee.
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
2
38
ottawa
that was on top of the door fee man. =(
 

Timberwolf

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Jeepers Creepers!!

Oh my God! This is exactly why these rip-off artists stay in business. Don't you guys have heads between your ears? $120, $150 and $350 AFTER door fee!!!!!!!! Are you NUTS????? These MP's play the custumers for being idiots ( I guess they have something there ) and is why I do not go to them. Lousy service at more than top dollar when, even in Ottawa, you can get below average service for 1/3 the price. Whew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get it? Below average is miles above what these chicks will provide.

Two2shy, did you get stiffed, you ask? No, you got FUCKED ROYALLY!!!!!!! And not in the literal sense either. Oh, if only you had.

You know, on the one hand I feel for you and say thanks for taking one for the team. However, on the other, I think anyone who allows themselves to get taken like that deserves what they get.

You may not agree with me but I think anyone who goes to MP's in this town needs their heads examined. At least go to a sc where, if you are lucky, you can get takeout for a reasonable price.

The situation will not get better until you guys STOP going to girls and paying $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for lousy service.
 
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too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
2
38
ottawa
joo got sumtin 2 say 2 me!

lol. aite guys. its only 120.. live and learn n'est pas?? and yes i dont usually visit mps in ottawa.. only places UK and Amsterdam and its 50bucks CAN for fs etc etc. =P~ very cool. but its expected over there? or I just make the run to rigaud (full service SC) but u guys have any better suggestions than this place for that kinda money??
keep in mind. its 10:30pm tuesday night.
(didn't rent a hotel room)
(didn't pickup a street walker who coulda been a pig and ended up in the clink for da night)..not to mention the embarassment
(didn't see a 40yr old incall like ms.moon)
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
2
38
ottawa
pas de problem

see the thing is. pricing doesn't come up till u're nekked on the massage wha'chamacallit and at that point do you guys still walk out?? when i was at the place on bank I i figured ah wtf who cares.. at least i'll know for next time. key point. if u got the cash its available. *shudder* that fishy smell comes to mind.. seesh whats it take to keep fresh clean smelling down there..

speaking of down there... i was reading elsewhere on terb that in australia prostitution is legal!! NICE! I will definately have to travel down under =P~ ohh the asians. i can almost see them now.. I'm debating if I should goto england again as the asian sp's there were plentiful and georgous.. and.. cheap?? lol.. there was actual orientals.. not like Amsterdam strangely enough which was full of. Thai. thai.. and urm. THAI women. which isn't the worst thing as they range from light skinned to dark. but ya just want a little something different.. I wonder what the pickings would be like in australia.. not too far from latin america,asia,the orient. hehe. and throw in a bunch of british criminal descendants.. urm.. i think i wandered off on a tangent..

hey! just lookit this way. i took one for the team. so its a bill sixty.. now u guys know. there's been 453 views of this thread. so assuming 200 of those are unique views it cost me 82 cents per person to provide that information. =P~
 

whambam69

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Jan 19, 2003
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Guys here is a little trick to MPs in Ottawa, when you look for MPs in the Sun don't look at Adult Massage look for the Licensed places that say Relaxation or the like often you can get in and out very happily for under $100 with door fee, just stay away from the one in the 400s on McArthur the one in the 300s is okay!
 
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