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iLuvPooN

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Oct 29, 2002
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Oshawa
Coming home... i'm thinking to myself... u konw what.... u need a massage.. you've had a long day, lots of frustrations.... it's ME time. Now, i didn't feel like leaving Oshawa... i know that sounds stupid, but i figured we had enough massage places here, so thier was no need to drive west. i hadn't been to the Bond St. place... although i tried once and it was closed.

EITHER WAY... i walk in at 9:15 and stand thier for about 30 secs... NO BODY coming to say hello.. i'm ready to get my ass outta thier... and then all of a suddden.. a young lady comes to say hello from the back. Aske me "Vut you Want"... i say " A Massage Please" she says "ummmmm you sure" and i'm standing thier with a half bone just htink aobut sex and i say "ummm YES" so she says "well... we're closing" and i say " the sign on the door says you close at 10"

so we get into the room.. she says "wut kinda massage you want.. cuz if u only want a basic you can leave" and i'm thinking to myself... your a bitch ... any other day i'd walk right outta here.. but i know you wanna go home... so i'm gonna stay... and i'm only get ur $20 extra showcase.. just to piss you off.

so she takes her top off... President of the ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE... which is OK, because i'm no Dirk Diggler myself. so she starts with the massage... wasn't that great.. but then she started lightly teasing me.. and I LUV THAT!!! so things are gettin better..... WRONG. Roll over.. so i do.. and she starts doing her thing... but she's doing it all wrong. you see folks.. it's kinda like brushing your teeth.. your dentist always told you to brush your teeth the way that they grow..... IT"S THE SAME WAY WITH Jr.'s!!!
she's got Mr. Happy's head pointing towards my toes.. and yanking outwards... it hurts my friends!!! BRUSH THE WAY IT GROWS, UPWARDS!!!!

and obviously it isn't enjoyable so i'm not excited... and then she says "your taking too long" and i say "then do something about it.. play with my head" and she starts playing with my Hair... at this point i'm ready to go...... so i think of Jennifer Love Hewitt... and i basically forced myself to finish.

in the end.
her Names Margo, she's kinda cute, older.. but not 50 ... probably 30-35 ish. if i spent more money... i would have left happier.. but i didn't wanna play that game.

Pm if you want details.. but thier's nothing much more to tell ya

If i HOLLA FRONT, Will you HOLLA BACK
 

iLuvPooN

Banned
Oct 29, 2002
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Oshawa
well Mr. Oil....... it's not about the $20.... if you had read the Entire post...no, if you had UNDERSTOOD what i was getting at was the fact that it was a case of POOR customer relations. i work sales for a software company.. and whether it be a $5000 deal or it be a $75 000 deal... u treat the customer in a way that will always have them coming back and buying more. They don't teach you that in highschool, it's more of a post-secondary education course, so i understand why you don't get it.

I would have spent more money... but she was a little bitchy about that fact... to the point where i wanted to make her day worse. now all i'm saying is i went in for a good time, cuz the sign says they close at 10, and i was thier 45 mins before they were supposed to close. i asked her if i should leave.. she said it was ok... so we did our thing... and ... well.. u can read the review up top....


That was $20 i should have spent on BEER
 

johnyboy

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Jul 19, 2002
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In Someones Will Hopefully!
I always try to defend oshawa ....wtf.....fuck her...leave town and don't every come back bitch...fuck u..
 

iLuvPooN

Banned
Oct 29, 2002
28
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Oshawa
Oil, such a concerned citizen :)

OilPlease Wrote :
".....................If you notice I rarely complain about an sp or mpa.Just the rip off owners who are in reality PIMPS!That is why I ride Nicole and Terrie.They don't earn their money.They have other people do the dirty work and they get the rewards!"

Then maybe you should quite the Hobby so ur not a Hypocrit. Everytime you've spent money at a MP or with a SP, your just adding to the "so called problem" of these girls being pimped out that you can't stand AT ALL!!!!

Oil Please Wrote:
"Some are not even at these spas at their own free will but forced into this business to pay off family debt"

looking back, maybe i was a cheap cunt... but it's not my family debt that i have to pay back, so the way i see it, that's $20 less she has to worry about paying back outta the next days wages.


Mr. Oil sir, you win This weeks Humanitarian award. YOU GO GIRL!!!!

Tha Mo ya Know

Enjoy ur weekends ladies and Gents.. especially you Kiarra, cuz you always have something worth reading on this board
 

Dr Pecker

New member
Jul 13, 2002
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addicted

ya addicted to money and sex.
more money more sex.
more sex more money to get more.
endless cycle
 
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