Coming home... i'm thinking to myself... u konw what.... u need a massage.. you've had a long day, lots of frustrations.... it's ME time. Now, i didn't feel like leaving Oshawa... i know that sounds stupid, but i figured we had enough massage places here, so thier was no need to drive west. i hadn't been to the Bond St. place... although i tried once and it was closed.
EITHER WAY... i walk in at 9:15 and stand thier for about 30 secs... NO BODY coming to say hello.. i'm ready to get my ass outta thier... and then all of a suddden.. a young lady comes to say hello from the back. Aske me "Vut you Want"... i say " A Massage Please" she says "ummmmm you sure" and i'm standing thier with a half bone just htink aobut sex and i say "ummm YES" so she says "well... we're closing" and i say " the sign on the door says you close at 10"
so we get into the room.. she says "wut kinda massage you want.. cuz if u only want a basic you can leave" and i'm thinking to myself... your a bitch ... any other day i'd walk right outta here.. but i know you wanna go home... so i'm gonna stay... and i'm only get ur $20 extra showcase.. just to piss you off.
so she takes her top off... President of the ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE... which is OK, because i'm no Dirk Diggler myself. so she starts with the massage... wasn't that great.. but then she started lightly teasing me.. and I LUV THAT!!! so things are gettin better..... WRONG. Roll over.. so i do.. and she starts doing her thing... but she's doing it all wrong. you see folks.. it's kinda like brushing your teeth.. your dentist always told you to brush your teeth the way that they grow..... IT"S THE SAME WAY WITH Jr.'s!!!
she's got Mr. Happy's head pointing towards my toes.. and yanking outwards... it hurts my friends!!! BRUSH THE WAY IT GROWS, UPWARDS!!!!
and obviously it isn't enjoyable so i'm not excited... and then she says "your taking too long" and i say "then do something about it.. play with my head" and she starts playing with my Hair... at this point i'm ready to go...... so i think of Jennifer Love Hewitt... and i basically forced myself to finish.
in the end.
her Names Margo, she's kinda cute, older.. but not 50 ... probably 30-35 ish. if i spent more money... i would have left happier.. but i didn't wanna play that game.
Pm if you want details.. but thier's nothing much more to tell ya
If i HOLLA FRONT, Will you HOLLA BACK
EITHER WAY... i walk in at 9:15 and stand thier for about 30 secs... NO BODY coming to say hello.. i'm ready to get my ass outta thier... and then all of a suddden.. a young lady comes to say hello from the back. Aske me "Vut you Want"... i say " A Massage Please" she says "ummmmm you sure" and i'm standing thier with a half bone just htink aobut sex and i say "ummm YES" so she says "well... we're closing" and i say " the sign on the door says you close at 10"
so we get into the room.. she says "wut kinda massage you want.. cuz if u only want a basic you can leave" and i'm thinking to myself... your a bitch ... any other day i'd walk right outta here.. but i know you wanna go home... so i'm gonna stay... and i'm only get ur $20 extra showcase.. just to piss you off.
so she takes her top off... President of the ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE... which is OK, because i'm no Dirk Diggler myself. so she starts with the massage... wasn't that great.. but then she started lightly teasing me.. and I LUV THAT!!! so things are gettin better..... WRONG. Roll over.. so i do.. and she starts doing her thing... but she's doing it all wrong. you see folks.. it's kinda like brushing your teeth.. your dentist always told you to brush your teeth the way that they grow..... IT"S THE SAME WAY WITH Jr.'s!!!
she's got Mr. Happy's head pointing towards my toes.. and yanking outwards... it hurts my friends!!! BRUSH THE WAY IT GROWS, UPWARDS!!!!
and obviously it isn't enjoyable so i'm not excited... and then she says "your taking too long" and i say "then do something about it.. play with my head" and she starts playing with my Hair... at this point i'm ready to go...... so i think of Jennifer Love Hewitt... and i basically forced myself to finish.
in the end.
her Names Margo, she's kinda cute, older.. but not 50 ... probably 30-35 ish. if i spent more money... i would have left happier.. but i didn't wanna play that game.
Pm if you want details.. but thier's nothing much more to tell ya
If i HOLLA FRONT, Will you HOLLA BACK