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Karli@ASA...WOWWWWWWW!

centreofmass

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What can I say, it was a cold Monday morning and I had to scrape the snow off the car. So, as I was driving to work I thought: "This is damn depressing. I NEED SOME WARMTH!" Well, since flying south was out of the question, I did the next best thing. I phoned ASA and talked to the gentlemen's gentleman, Hammer himself.
He said that he had an unknown lady, Karli, working this morning. Normally, I don't partake with a total unknown, but since hammer assured me that Karli is something to be experienced, and also since my little BIG head was pressing me for some well deserved female warmth, I thought: "What the hell! Hammer has never steered me wrong before." So, off I went.
Knock! Knock! Tap tap tap was the sound of my foot tapping in anticipation. The door opens, I step in. Low and behold, behind the door stood an Angelic site. Hammer's description of Karli: "21, 5'8, 125, 36B, Brown Hair, Hazel Eyes" is extremely modest. Karli is that, and much more! A whispered hello, a gentle kiss on the cheek, and a warm embrace makes me feel very welcome. She's wearing a one piece, knitted black dress that barely covered her heart-shaped booty. Long slender legs, full pouty lips, and big beautiful eyes complete the vision. With a radiant smile she escorts me to her pleasure den.
What transpired for the next hour can only be described as the stuff of dreams. Karli has an amazing body and knows how to use it. She provides a safe GFE, but I'm sure that very few of us horny toads, if any, have ever had a GF that gave us a GFE service like Karli gives.
Of course, as always YMMV, but Karli provides: Friendly LFK, Passionate DFK, Appreciative DATY and Digits, Hot CBJ, Amazing MPOS, and very Satisfying MSOG.
Treat Karli well and with respect, boys, and she will take you to an unforgettable journey of the senses.
Thanks, Karli, for warming up my day! :)
 
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centreofmass

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Hey Tar Heel. No thanks required on your part, for me that is, for warming up Karli for you. :)

P.S. As we both know, Karli does NOT need warming up, as she is perpetually HOT! I'm sure you agree that Karli is the HOTTEST thing to hit KW in quite a while. Thank GOD for that, since I hear that it's going to be a lonnng cold winter.
 

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I met Karlie a couple of times last week and was hoping to keep her all to myself! Sorry about that.
How was it, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!!!
nuff said.
 

Schon

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Any contact for Karli?
Web page or for which agency she works
as i am from outside kitchner that is why i am requesting for her contact!
 

centreofmass

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CUTTERBUCK said:
Great review Centreofmass. It certainly sounds like you had a wonderful experience.
Thanks CB. I would repeat in a heartbeat!
Damn, now where did a put my emergency piggybank! :D
 

smtmtd1

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To write or not to write. To hope you could keep such a gem to yourself or share this precious and sparkling gem with the rest of KW. What a delima but not that Cof M has revealed this true DIAMOND all I can say is I am sorry I was so greedy.
Karli is as Cof M has mentioned. She is extemely beautiful, stunning eyes to go along with an amazing personallity. You get lost in the moment with her and hope time will stand still.
 

centreofmass

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You scoundral, SMTMD1!!!
You mean to tell me that I could've enjoyed all that Karli has to offer that much sooner! :mad:
 

smtmtd1

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centreofmass said:
You scoundral, SMTMD1!!!
You mean to tell me that I could've enjoyed all that Karli has to offer that much sooner!
Maybe a week earlier. I gues you have to get on Hammer's "You have to meet this one" List. LOL
Now I have to change my top five picks and put Karlie rigth up there with Kaylyn and Spice you could rank them all number 1. :D
 

centreofmass

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CUTTERBUCK said:
I hear Lehman Bros are giving out low interest loans
Thanks for the tip CB. But, can I use you as my loan co-signer? :eek:
 

centreofmass

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CUTTERBUCK said:
No, but I'm sure hammer would be more than happy to co-sign, if you promise to spend the principal at ASA.
Thanks CB. You give a new meaning to the phrase: "What are friends for?" :p

Hey just had an idea, maybe Hammer could start an equal monthly billing plan, just like some utilities do....hahahahah.
 

smtmtd1

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kingcobra20 said:
Hey hammer,
could you upload karlis pics as soon as possible:)
thanks in advance
If there was ever a time to take a chance Karli would be it. I don't think a photo would do this women justice. I think everyone who has had the privilage of spending some time with her would agree.
 

sizzzler

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CUTTERBUCK said:
No, but I'm sure hammer would be more than happy to co-sign, if you promise to spend the principal at ASA. :D
It would be like having a chit at ASA's, just bill us at the end of the month for "Consulting services."
 

smtmtd1

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sizzzler said:
It would be like having a chit at ASA's, just bill us at the end of the month for "Consulting services."
I wonder if that would be tax deductible?:rolleyes:
 

centreofmass

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Need HOT BODY warmth!

Brrrrrrrrrr! Snow on the ground. I feel the need for some BODY HEAT from a HOT young lady. I have Karli on my mind :D
 
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alphanig

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i used to think waterloo was a boring place until i found terb! thnx for the reviews!
 
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