K-W Crackdown on MPs

I loved these lines from Artouch.

I'm glad to now realize that I received some "pain relief" and "oil-based massage therapy" when I went.

"We provide warm-stone massage, just a normal massage for the pain relief," Rosales said.

Artouch also provides some oil-based massage therapy as well, Rosales said.

I love how they so accurately call them "rub-joint"!

Also, these loser enforcement officers say they couldn't get into any place and were stymied in all their efforts. Why the fuck is it so easy for any of us to get into all of them then?

Things such as this kind of annoy me. I mean there are people with Guns killing other people, people selling harmfull drugs, people runing over people.

But Yet they spend money and man hours on cracking down on the serious crime of a guy getting his "helmet polished" by a half nude (or in some cases nude hehe) lady.

Who am I harming if I chose to get a massage by a nice looking woman.

I wonder how many city councillors she'll recognize at the tribunal!!

Rub-joints, where massages are delivered by scantily clad employees, are governed by a bylaw that refers to the customers' sexual appetite.
Only two rub-joints are allowed in Kitchener -- one on Kingsway Drive, the other on Victoria Street North.

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Unlicenced ones...

Body and Soul at 91 Queen St. S., Ma Belle at 37 Bruce St., Oriental Health Spa at 778 King St. E., WL Wellness Centre at 2934 King St. E., and 100 Victoria St.

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I'm not from KW, and I don't go by street address -- I go by business name. Who are the legal ones?

Yes, this is a lame question

Phoenix on Kingsway and Ruby's on Victoria

Dugath said:

Who am I harming if I chose to get a massage by a nice looking woman.

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Your harming the same people who take offense at watching a beautiful lady dance naked. I'm sure the council in all there wisdom would try to ban sex in homes if they could. I guess if they can't get laid no one should.

For a area with a large multicultural city Kitchener-Waterloo is getting very W.A.S.P. lately. Maybe their going back to the old deutschland "New Berlin" days and getting somewhat fascist.