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Vanessa – The Fantasy Woman

Billie T.

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I’ve had the pleasure of being with Vanessa (www.pleasure-gal-com) twice and I can honestly say that I will never forget either occasion.
In short, she’s a thief. If she’s 35, as she claims, then she stole the body of a 25 year old. She also stole my heart.
You can tell she takes care of herself by the way she dresses and carries herself. Yes, she is a lady and yes, she’s in shape.
On both occasions, she was punctual and was never worried about the time.
I was nervous on both occasions, she quickly put at ease with her personality, smile and laughter.
She can talk about just anything and in many languages – French, Russian, Greek – but to be honest, it was hard to concentrate on a conversation when you’re sitting next to a woman than can only be described as a fantasy.
Each time, she suggested we get “more” comfortable and that we did. She is everything any man could ever dream about and more in the bedroom. Boy, is she open-minded!!!
Her skin is silky smooth, as are her lips. Her breasts are full, perky and very receptive and her gorgeous legs go up and make a perfect ass of themselves. She’s absolutely delicious, and if her lips ever get wrapped around your family jewels, you find the true meaning of pleasure pain.
Will I see Vanessa again?
Yes, both in my dreams and during my next anticipated evening rendezvous with a true fantasy woman.
Vaness can be reached toll free at 1-866-380-0756
 

IVIessiaH

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Rancid Drivel

Posts like that make me want to gag. Seriously, I feel nauseated every time I read a 'review' that is really just a cheap form of advertisement that the SP does herself or has a friend do for her.
If she wants to advertise, thats simply fantastic, why doesnt she simply create a flashy banner with her '25 yr old' body sprawled across it on the top right of the terb site...where advertisements are supposed to be. Clearly, business isnt that great for her if she has to create fictitious reviews to drum up more business.
I have no beef with Vanessa at all, this isnt the issue. What is however, is how some SP's take us for fools and write this horse crap thinking that we're actually going to buy it. Anyone who writes in defense of this form of deceitful advertising is a moron and an imbecile that cant think for themselves.
Billie T is obviously the Hemingway of our generation. Lets take a look at his insightful, descriptive review:
"In short, she’s a thief. If she’s 35, as she claims, then she stole the body of a 25 year old. She also stole my heart."
...I think he grabbed this winning line from a 1950's Disney movie, absolutely hokey and makes me ill.
"Boy, is she open-minded!!! "
Gosh, golly, and gee-willikers ! I never thought of it like THAT before, thanks Pa ! Holy Spread Legs Batman, what IS that crusty vaginal slime oozing from her twat ? Well Robin, thats what happens to you when you're 'open-minded' for too long.
"Will I see Vanessa again?
Yes, both in my dreams and during my next anticipated evening rendezvous with a true fantasy woman."
Will someone please, shoot me in the face ? Or maybe just put my head under a lawnmower and put me out of this misery.

To sum up, fake reviews shouldnt be tolerated at all. Obviously this IS a fake review. Most regulars are to the point about action, cost, etc...while this trumpeted about how much of a fantasy she is. Can we leave advertisments where they belong, in a banner ad ? Any other hobbyists that have different view points or agree with me, please feel free to share.
No one really 'reviews' anymore, and its a shame that the board is being reduced to this.

Peace and Love,
IVIessiaH
 

UnMEnXTC

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Well IVIessiaH,

While I would not have been quite so er - blunt - I do agree that this does not at all seem like a legitimate review by a hobbyist to me either!

Even the language seems to give it away, sorry to sound sexist guys, but guys just don't speak or write like that and using those type of words.
 

Kascha Fan

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Seems odd - boys.

The dear lady's dance card is so full that I haven't been able to set up an appointment without calling a week ahead.

Now does someone that popular really need to make up reviews?

Regards,
KF
 
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Jay_toronto

Ditto Kascha Fan:

Is it my suspicious nature or is it really bad form to leave a phone number at the end of a review? I know with certainty that it wasn't the lady herself who wrote that review, she's not given to flowery prose. Maybe Billie T actually had good intentions and wasn't aware that he'd screwed the pooch.

I've been searching for the longest time for a red-headed, freckled sp, is she the one?

Aldo - The Roman Celt who's waiting impatiently for a DVD release of The Lady From Shanghai.
 

Kascha Fan

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And that is why ...

I will keep on trying to connect with Vanessa.

Actually it is probably best if we don't connect.
From the info on your site and the few reviews out there I think you could become an addiction.


Regards,
KF
 
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