Stopped by 226 around 3:30pm today for a fix with Angelina. Was told she was seeing somebody and to come back around 4:15pm. I did. Blue balls hurt'in. At 4:15pm I was told she was still with same client and to come back around 5:00pm. I did. Blue balls hurt'in and hurt'in. At 5:00pm I was told she was still with same client and to come back around 5:30pm. I did. Blue balls hurt'in, hurt'in, and hurt'in. At 5:45 I was told she was still with same client and to come back around 6:15pm. I did. Blue balls hurt'in, hurt'in, hurt'in, and hurt'in. At 6:30pm I finally got to see Angelina for my half hour fix. Was as great as usual considering the fact my nuts were the size of balloons and I exploded like a napoleonic cannon. I asked Angelina what the problem was and she said the previous guy just kept asking her to massage him - for over 2.5 hours!!! I asked what his damage was - she replied $40 X 5 = $200 for the room + $320 tip for $520 total. $520??????????????? was my response. I asked how many shots? She said one only. And trust me there WERE NO "EXTRAS" as some might deem to ask. I've seen Angelina many times and that stuff is off-limits. This was a straight forward legal MP session!!! My question is this: What the fuck? $520 for a MPA to be bored. She explained she was extremely bored but didn't complain since the $$$ was flowing. How many SP visits could be included in $520? 4 trips to Mariah or Spice. 4 or 5 half hour trips to a MP. Or even a trip to Montreal for a night and a girl. What kind of fucking idiot spends $520 for one MP session? Am I wrong in thinking this? Maybe it's just my frustration boiling over or my blue balls hurt'in for so long.
Frustration and Shock!!!
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Okay... I have to admit... it was me.dj1470 said:
After the standard 30 minute session... Angelina told me there was some guy waiting outside apparently with blue balls. We agreed to try and see if this guy's balls would change to a different colour if he waited longer.
$520 later... and the bastard's balls apparently only got darker blue. There goes my trip to Montreal.
It looks like he paid her a tip based on "nude reverse" 5 times... although it doesn't quite work out exactly.
For years I've tipped $60/80 for 30 minutes of nude reverse/body slide.
Poor guy... probably just ran out of money.
For years I've tipped $60/80 for 30 minutes of nude reverse/body slide.
Poor guy... probably just ran out of money.
Maybe he forgot and put it on his Visa. Hope his wifey doesn't ask what it is. Maybe he was like Wilma and Betty from the Flintstones and he just got caught up in his moments and Screamed
" Charge it "
" Charge it "
Actully Cal I think you meant lucky guy he ran out of moneycalloway said:Poor guy... probably just ran out of money.
I've always wondered what Wilma would be like in bed...STASH said:
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calloway said:I've always wondered what Wilma would be like in bed...
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Those were all quite cool til I realized that George Jetson is doing his daughter.......opps.
So I guess Barney get Wilma then
Actually I had a porn movie once called the "Flint bones" It had Ron Jeremy as Fred. Fuck did it suck
Stash... if you ever produced or performed in a porno movie... that would be a great title.STASH said:
Actually I was the original Mandingocalloway said:Stash... if you ever produced or performed in a porno movie... that would be a great title.
I knew it was you in there you bastard. I could tell because you parked your truck out front. Bastard.calloway said:Okay... I have to admit... it was me.
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