The topic of size has been discussed ad nauseum on this board, with little fruition I might add, but I wanted to throw a pinch of practicality to the argument. In an earlier post I had singled out a type of SP that always seemed to provide the kind of experience a hobbyist of my size was looking for.
To explain further here is what I had to say: "Even before I commence this train of thought I already know that this topic elicits all types of reactions from different people. It would seem apparent that your opinion would be in no small part (pardon the pun) affected by what side of the fence you are on, or perhaps I should say how close to the fence you can stand when fully excited. Anyway, I digress. When I took my first foray into this hobby, I was quite young and the SP's I met seemed to be amused by the fact that I was so well endowed. However, many of the smiles faded after half an hour of burning rubber. The remarks ran the gamut from "Youre a big boy!" and "My God it's a monster!" to "You seriously need to come honey, I cant take this anymore". Over the years, I encountered a handful of rare creatures aptly named "Size Queens". For the clueless, a size queen is a type of female who prefers men who are more well endowed than most of their kind when it comes to the horizontal dance. Their mischievous smiles stretched from ear to ear when handling my member and the strings of obscenities that spewed from their perfectly-lipsticked mouths during our aerobic sessions always included some colorful variation on "It hurts so fuckin good" or "Holy shit, I think you broke my crotch.""
So what is the point of my post? After a couple of years of sampling what the Hamilton/Kitchener/Toronto SP scene has to offer I can confidently demarcate a line between the two groups of SP's I had spoke about. More importantly, I wanted to relate my findings and help guide fellow hobbyists who shared my "problem". In addition, I wish for this post to be taken as an ode to these special ladies whom I am pleased and honored to have met.
So who's on the list? The queen Catherine, the dynamite vixen Vicky, Sweet Willow, firey Reagan and Faith@Stargals, the infamous Belle Angeline and "Miss Introvert" Laura. Now this list is by no means complete and would have included many other names had they not retired or I was actually allowed to post their names. Furthermore, Im not stating as a matter of fact that these SP's are or are not "size queens" but merely commenting on the fact that they had not exhibited any of the symptoms I had mentioned earlier in the post. Finally, should this post not cause too much of a ruckus or offend anyone, I will gladly share the names of my future discoveries with my fellow members.
Ultimately, I want to also thank all the ladies I have seen but not mentioned...I understand it is a difficult business and I know this issue doesn't make it any easier but I sincerely appreciate you not kicking me out and gritting your teeth through it
To explain further here is what I had to say: "Even before I commence this train of thought I already know that this topic elicits all types of reactions from different people. It would seem apparent that your opinion would be in no small part (pardon the pun) affected by what side of the fence you are on, or perhaps I should say how close to the fence you can stand when fully excited. Anyway, I digress. When I took my first foray into this hobby, I was quite young and the SP's I met seemed to be amused by the fact that I was so well endowed. However, many of the smiles faded after half an hour of burning rubber. The remarks ran the gamut from "Youre a big boy!" and "My God it's a monster!" to "You seriously need to come honey, I cant take this anymore". Over the years, I encountered a handful of rare creatures aptly named "Size Queens". For the clueless, a size queen is a type of female who prefers men who are more well endowed than most of their kind when it comes to the horizontal dance. Their mischievous smiles stretched from ear to ear when handling my member and the strings of obscenities that spewed from their perfectly-lipsticked mouths during our aerobic sessions always included some colorful variation on "It hurts so fuckin good" or "Holy shit, I think you broke my crotch.""
So what is the point of my post? After a couple of years of sampling what the Hamilton/Kitchener/Toronto SP scene has to offer I can confidently demarcate a line between the two groups of SP's I had spoke about. More importantly, I wanted to relate my findings and help guide fellow hobbyists who shared my "problem". In addition, I wish for this post to be taken as an ode to these special ladies whom I am pleased and honored to have met.
So who's on the list? The queen Catherine, the dynamite vixen Vicky, Sweet Willow, firey Reagan and Faith@Stargals, the infamous Belle Angeline and "Miss Introvert" Laura. Now this list is by no means complete and would have included many other names had they not retired or I was actually allowed to post their names. Furthermore, Im not stating as a matter of fact that these SP's are or are not "size queens" but merely commenting on the fact that they had not exhibited any of the symptoms I had mentioned earlier in the post. Finally, should this post not cause too much of a ruckus or offend anyone, I will gladly share the names of my future discoveries with my fellow members.
Ultimately, I want to also thank all the ladies I have seen but not mentioned...I understand it is a difficult business and I know this issue doesn't make it any easier but I sincerely appreciate you not kicking me out and gritting your teeth through it
