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She advertises in the Ottawa Sun -- An Exotic Bombshell. Island of Paradise.

Never actually got to see the lady and here is why.

Deep into the wee hours of the morning I get crazy with desire. I can't help myself and so pick up a copy of the Sun and phone this girl. Wow she answers almost on the first ring and sounds GREAT. Sexy, sultry voice -- and young. I can't wait to ravage her. She'll be over in half an hour. I sit and wait, my fantasies running wild. I am wondering if I can hold on until she gets here.

The half hour is up and the phone rings. It's her. Driver is late, she will be over in another 15 mins. Ok.

Fifteen goes by, then 30, then 45 then 1hr. I pick up the phone and call. She actually answered! I ask, what are you doing?

Well her driver did'nt show up. But, but why did you not call me and let me know, I asked. Her response, "Uh, it totally slipped my mind".
 
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