Got depressed by all the rain, so I decided to go "out" for a bit. Got dances from 5 girls. However, due to various reasons (intoxication, noise, lack of interest), I am unable to remember 4 of their names. I find physical descriptions to be more helpful anyway. Usually by the time you get their name it's too late. Anyways, here's my review:
Summer: Trim and fit blonde with man-made C's and skin like leather. She looked good from afar, though. Dances were good, not spectacular. Let me know restrictions upon sit-down - can touch back, butt, sides of breasts. Didn't matter, really. Dances were kinda mechanical tho. Decided to check out other fish in the sea...
Unknown 1: Short, no chest, skinny brunette wearing school-girl dress. Annoying laugh (rat-a-tat-tat). Promised much in the VIP, didn't deliver. More air than Jordan. Couldn't even touch her freakin' leg! Quit after one. Contemplated only giving her $10, decided against.
Wandered around aimlessly for a while. No dancers were approaching me. (The above two approached me, as is my usual MO, I don't like to approach them. See many threads here on TERB for reasons) Decided - What the hell. It's getting late, and I'm getting tired. Started stalking my next vict...- I mean dancer.
Unknown 2: Tall, many piercings (clit, nose, navel, etc. etc.), brunette, wearing white bra and panty-thingees with a black see-through robe. You'll notice her right away. She exudes confidence in the bar. Ahhh. Anyway, the dances were great by my standards. She really knows how to move. However, it does appear to be a "performance", and that's really not what I was looking for. Quit after 3.
Unknown 3: What was I thinking. She looked drunk, and Goober's mind goes "hello mileage!" Stupid Goober. Think with other head next time. Description, black, about 5-3, nice natural B's, wearing nightie type thing. Sorry, that's about all I can remember. Dances were OK, however I wasn't just looking for OK anymore. It's getting late. Quit after 3.
Saved the best for last. **drum-roll**
Unknown 4: Saw her across the bar. My goodness. Tall (5-9, or 5-10) brunette wearing a flower-print dress. Large, and I mean large!, natural D's. She has a bit of a young face, and a bit of a high forehead. Not unattractive at all. Perfect legs. Perfect ass. (Do you see where this is going?) Dances were phenomenal. And I don't use that term loosely. She gave the best grind I've ever had in my life. Honestly. She knows how to move. Very erotic, sensual, I'm having trouble putting it into words. *Goober stares blankly into space* Just reminiscing. Damn, woman. I think she had a short name, like Sky, or something like that. Goober recommends, highly.
Anyway. That's the deal. Solid Gold is a nice bar. Park in the Galleria parking garage off King. You get a ticket when you get in, but the kiosk jockey leaves around 12 or so, so you can get out free.
If anyone can refresh my memory regarding Unknown 4 and Unknown 2, I'd be much obliged.
There you go.
Summer: Trim and fit blonde with man-made C's and skin like leather. She looked good from afar, though. Dances were good, not spectacular. Let me know restrictions upon sit-down - can touch back, butt, sides of breasts. Didn't matter, really. Dances were kinda mechanical tho. Decided to check out other fish in the sea...
Unknown 1: Short, no chest, skinny brunette wearing school-girl dress. Annoying laugh (rat-a-tat-tat). Promised much in the VIP, didn't deliver. More air than Jordan. Couldn't even touch her freakin' leg! Quit after one. Contemplated only giving her $10, decided against.
Wandered around aimlessly for a while. No dancers were approaching me. (The above two approached me, as is my usual MO, I don't like to approach them. See many threads here on TERB for reasons) Decided - What the hell. It's getting late, and I'm getting tired. Started stalking my next vict...- I mean dancer.
Unknown 2: Tall, many piercings (clit, nose, navel, etc. etc.), brunette, wearing white bra and panty-thingees with a black see-through robe. You'll notice her right away. She exudes confidence in the bar. Ahhh. Anyway, the dances were great by my standards. She really knows how to move. However, it does appear to be a "performance", and that's really not what I was looking for. Quit after 3.
Unknown 3: What was I thinking. She looked drunk, and Goober's mind goes "hello mileage!" Stupid Goober. Think with other head next time. Description, black, about 5-3, nice natural B's, wearing nightie type thing. Sorry, that's about all I can remember. Dances were OK, however I wasn't just looking for OK anymore. It's getting late. Quit after 3.
Saved the best for last. **drum-roll**
Unknown 4: Saw her across the bar. My goodness. Tall (5-9, or 5-10) brunette wearing a flower-print dress. Large, and I mean large!, natural D's. She has a bit of a young face, and a bit of a high forehead. Not unattractive at all. Perfect legs. Perfect ass. (Do you see where this is going?) Dances were phenomenal. And I don't use that term loosely. She gave the best grind I've ever had in my life. Honestly. She knows how to move. Very erotic, sensual, I'm having trouble putting it into words. *Goober stares blankly into space* Just reminiscing. Damn, woman. I think she had a short name, like Sky, or something like that. Goober recommends, highly.
Anyway. That's the deal. Solid Gold is a nice bar. Park in the Galleria parking garage off King. You get a ticket when you get in, but the kiosk jockey leaves around 12 or so, so you can get out free.
If anyone can refresh my memory regarding Unknown 4 and Unknown 2, I'd be much obliged.
There you go.