Well, I finally made the trek to London this afternoon.
Now I know that sometimes I come across as negative, but I am honestly telling the truth about my day in London! It just wasn't meant to be on this day. No massages, no SP's.....nothing!!
First Stop.....Blue Lagoon II on Oxford St.
This was the first place I stopped at. I walked in, and was NOT impressed! This place was dirty, run down, and their sign to advertise prices was a piece of Bristol Board taped onto the wall, written in Magic Marker!! Anyway, the prices seemed reasonable. It was only $30.00 for 30 min, and you could even get 20 min for $20.00 if you wanted to. The girl at the front desk was a brunette, very slim, and looked about 17, if that. She said that she was available, along with another girl named Billie. Billie was a blonde, who was kneeling on the floor in the lounge area, chatting on the telephone. She looked more like my type, so I picked her. About 10 seconds later, she got off the phone and was in a BAD mood! She started swearing right in front of me, and then took off down the hall towards the massage rooms. The girl at the counter told her that I had selected her for the massage. She sighed, and said "Alright, fine, down this way....." She had a terrible attitude. I told the girl at the front desk that I didn't want the massage if Billie was in such a crappy mood. She agreed, and gave me my money back. She gave me directions to Blue Lagoon I, and I left.
Second Stop.....Blue Lagoon I....1472 Dundas Street (2nd Floor)
When I arrived at this Blue Lagoon, I was praying for a better experience!! I walked up the stairs to the second floor. It was about 5:20pm by this time. As soon as I got up to the door, it was LOCKED!!! Geeze......just my luck! There was a sign on the door that said "Back at 5:50pm". Unbelievable!! Was the whole SPA taking a lunch break? Or, I suppose that this spa doesn't have a girl who works at the front desk, so it meant that all of the girls were giving massages. So, I hung around for a while. I looked in Value Village for a while, and looked up some addresses of the Strip Clubs for later, because I just had a feeling that this massage thing wasn't going to work out! When I finally got into Blue Lagoon I, it was horrible! The girl who was available was a brunette, very overweight, and not good looking at all. I asked about the prices, and walked out.
Third Stop......Mirage........Right beside Flesh Gordon's (Dundas)
I ran into this place by accident! I was actually quitting, and leaving town, when I noticed the Mirage on the left hand side of the road as I was driving by. So, not knowing when to quit, I stopped in. The place was another dump. A girl came out from the back, and told me there were three ladies available. Let me see if I can remember the names.......Sonya (brunette, very overweight), Kaleigh (brunette, pretty good looking, nice rack), and another tall, slim blonde woman. She said they charged $45 for the half hour. Since I saw the sign on the door that said they accepted Visa, I was happy, because I had brought my Visa card with me. Well, what do you know.....they don't accept Visa! She said that they couldn't get the sign off of the door! Whatever. So, instead, she said I could use their ATM, but it only accepts bank cards, and Mastercard!!! NO VISA!! Incredible. So, she said that I could go to a bank machine just down the road. I said OK. She said, "Make sure you bring lots of money back for a Nude Reverse, and of course, tips are ALWAYS Appreciated"! Man, talk about starving for business!! I didn't come back, that was for sure.
Last Stop.....Payphone on Dundas Street
My last shot at anything was a payphone. I looked up the number for Allure Agency. After hearing all of the fuss about this place, I wanted to see what it was like. I wanted to see Justine, but didn't know if she was available, or what the price was. So, I gave a call to Allure. Bad idea!! The girl on the phone said "Hello". She didn't even say that it was Allure. I said "Is this Allure?". She said "yes". I asked who they had available. The only thing she said to me was "You have to be in a hotel or a residence to call here", and immediately hung up on me!! I was just phoning to ask about rates and availability!! I'm not going to get a hotel room if the girl I want isn't available!! I couldn't believe that the girl hung up on me!! So anyway, I quit, and drove home to Allure Massage in Mississauga, and saw a girl named Claudia. It was so nice to be home, back at Allure, where the spa is first class, clean and elegant, and of course, the girls are totally amazing. The $120.00 I spent for a NR felt like the best money I had ever spent.
Sorry guys, but the London scene didn't do it for me. The MP's are dumps, and the girls just don't measure up.
Now I know that sometimes I come across as negative, but I am honestly telling the truth about my day in London! It just wasn't meant to be on this day. No massages, no SP's.....nothing!!
First Stop.....Blue Lagoon II on Oxford St.
This was the first place I stopped at. I walked in, and was NOT impressed! This place was dirty, run down, and their sign to advertise prices was a piece of Bristol Board taped onto the wall, written in Magic Marker!! Anyway, the prices seemed reasonable. It was only $30.00 for 30 min, and you could even get 20 min for $20.00 if you wanted to. The girl at the front desk was a brunette, very slim, and looked about 17, if that. She said that she was available, along with another girl named Billie. Billie was a blonde, who was kneeling on the floor in the lounge area, chatting on the telephone. She looked more like my type, so I picked her. About 10 seconds later, she got off the phone and was in a BAD mood! She started swearing right in front of me, and then took off down the hall towards the massage rooms. The girl at the counter told her that I had selected her for the massage. She sighed, and said "Alright, fine, down this way....." She had a terrible attitude. I told the girl at the front desk that I didn't want the massage if Billie was in such a crappy mood. She agreed, and gave me my money back. She gave me directions to Blue Lagoon I, and I left.
Second Stop.....Blue Lagoon I....1472 Dundas Street (2nd Floor)
When I arrived at this Blue Lagoon, I was praying for a better experience!! I walked up the stairs to the second floor. It was about 5:20pm by this time. As soon as I got up to the door, it was LOCKED!!! Geeze......just my luck! There was a sign on the door that said "Back at 5:50pm". Unbelievable!! Was the whole SPA taking a lunch break? Or, I suppose that this spa doesn't have a girl who works at the front desk, so it meant that all of the girls were giving massages. So, I hung around for a while. I looked in Value Village for a while, and looked up some addresses of the Strip Clubs for later, because I just had a feeling that this massage thing wasn't going to work out! When I finally got into Blue Lagoon I, it was horrible! The girl who was available was a brunette, very overweight, and not good looking at all. I asked about the prices, and walked out.
Third Stop......Mirage........Right beside Flesh Gordon's (Dundas)
I ran into this place by accident! I was actually quitting, and leaving town, when I noticed the Mirage on the left hand side of the road as I was driving by. So, not knowing when to quit, I stopped in. The place was another dump. A girl came out from the back, and told me there were three ladies available. Let me see if I can remember the names.......Sonya (brunette, very overweight), Kaleigh (brunette, pretty good looking, nice rack), and another tall, slim blonde woman. She said they charged $45 for the half hour. Since I saw the sign on the door that said they accepted Visa, I was happy, because I had brought my Visa card with me. Well, what do you know.....they don't accept Visa! She said that they couldn't get the sign off of the door! Whatever. So, instead, she said I could use their ATM, but it only accepts bank cards, and Mastercard!!! NO VISA!! Incredible. So, she said that I could go to a bank machine just down the road. I said OK. She said, "Make sure you bring lots of money back for a Nude Reverse, and of course, tips are ALWAYS Appreciated"! Man, talk about starving for business!! I didn't come back, that was for sure.
Last Stop.....Payphone on Dundas Street
My last shot at anything was a payphone. I looked up the number for Allure Agency. After hearing all of the fuss about this place, I wanted to see what it was like. I wanted to see Justine, but didn't know if she was available, or what the price was. So, I gave a call to Allure. Bad idea!! The girl on the phone said "Hello". She didn't even say that it was Allure. I said "Is this Allure?". She said "yes". I asked who they had available. The only thing she said to me was "You have to be in a hotel or a residence to call here", and immediately hung up on me!! I was just phoning to ask about rates and availability!! I'm not going to get a hotel room if the girl I want isn't available!! I couldn't believe that the girl hung up on me!! So anyway, I quit, and drove home to Allure Massage in Mississauga, and saw a girl named Claudia. It was so nice to be home, back at Allure, where the spa is first class, clean and elegant, and of course, the girls are totally amazing. The $120.00 I spent for a NR felt like the best money I had ever spent.
Sorry guys, but the London scene didn't do it for me. The MP's are dumps, and the girls just don't measure up.