I know some of you guys are into the Niagara scene, while I have only been once...can you provide some guidance here? Thinking of taking the M-R-S on a second test drive of a concept SHE proposed several weeks ago...
We were in Montreal enjoying some time away from the kid (wife is from Montreal, which mean free child care) and just having a blast celebrating our anniversary. A couple bars and several rounds of drinks later, wife suggests that she would be willing to buy me a lap dance for my anniversary present. We discuss it...I am probing to see if this is one of those times when the booze is talking and she will regret having done it immediately afterwards, but she assures me that while the booze has given her courage, it is something she has thought about for sometime now...she wants to see WTF goes on in these strip clubs.
Ok...I explain that while I would know the perfect place to go (and NOT to go) in the GTA, I don't know nearly as much about Montreal, and that we would be taking our chances. She suggests a place she has always heard positive (translation - not a dive or sleazy trap) things about from the guys she worked with in Montreal, so we go.
Sure enough, it is a very classy, very couple friendly place (most of the people there ARE couples in fact). I don't remember the name - it was right off St. Catherine's, near Scotia Plaza (where she used to work...Scotia Plaza...not the strip club). Anyway, nice place...you can tell it is up scale from the very pretty girls with very fit bodies (all the girls had a bit of definition..as in "I have a personal trainer and work out regularly") and very fake tits...these weren't "girls next door" with hood rat pimps. It would have been perfect...except after two rounds no one came to ask us if we'd like a dance. We'll since the babes weren't my type anyway, I said "yes" when the wife suggested we leave.
To my surprise however, the wife then suggests we go someplace else. I again remind her that I have no clue...not that I haven't been to a SC in Montreal (been to plenty), but probably not the same one more than twice, and never any off St. Catherine's. I warn her that the bars on St. Catherine's are more sleazy, but she is game and insists, so we pop into one randomly (no, I don't remember the name).
It a dive...but the girls are much more to my liking. Sexy "around the way" white gurls...and plenty of them had some ass. I motion one over after seeing her give a very hot performance on stage, explain that my wife would like to give me a present, and asks if she is kewl dancing for both of us. She is, for double the regular fee (WTF??....whatever), so off we go. Except...the VIP doorman will NOT let the wife and I in a booth together. It is either me or her...not both. Wife isn't interested, besides that would defeat the point...and I am smart enough to not say "fuck it, see you later honey".
We go back to the table. Wife SWEARS she has no problem with me getting a dance by myself, but just doesn't want to sit at the table alone in a room full of drunk and horny guys. I see her point, even though I know nothing would probably happen...I can understand how she just isn't kewl with it. She buys another round of drinks, lets me enjoy the eye candy, then it is back to the hotel for what you can guess happened.
So...all that said...the M-R-S and I are going away for New Year's to Niagara, and I am thinking about revisiting this whole scene...hence the question...thoughts on couple friendly bars at The Falls? Canadian side, please...and I just as well avoid anyplace where the M-R-S is likely to see what CAN be going on inside of strip club VIPs, thank you very much. She already wants me off this board, and VERY GRUDGINGLY agreed (not even...less than agreed) that I can still go to SCs...if she actually sees some of that shit then I am sure the gig is up...
We were in Montreal enjoying some time away from the kid (wife is from Montreal, which mean free child care) and just having a blast celebrating our anniversary. A couple bars and several rounds of drinks later, wife suggests that she would be willing to buy me a lap dance for my anniversary present. We discuss it...I am probing to see if this is one of those times when the booze is talking and she will regret having done it immediately afterwards, but she assures me that while the booze has given her courage, it is something she has thought about for sometime now...she wants to see WTF goes on in these strip clubs.
Ok...I explain that while I would know the perfect place to go (and NOT to go) in the GTA, I don't know nearly as much about Montreal, and that we would be taking our chances. She suggests a place she has always heard positive (translation - not a dive or sleazy trap) things about from the guys she worked with in Montreal, so we go.
Sure enough, it is a very classy, very couple friendly place (most of the people there ARE couples in fact). I don't remember the name - it was right off St. Catherine's, near Scotia Plaza (where she used to work...Scotia Plaza...not the strip club). Anyway, nice place...you can tell it is up scale from the very pretty girls with very fit bodies (all the girls had a bit of definition..as in "I have a personal trainer and work out regularly") and very fake tits...these weren't "girls next door" with hood rat pimps. It would have been perfect...except after two rounds no one came to ask us if we'd like a dance. We'll since the babes weren't my type anyway, I said "yes" when the wife suggested we leave.
To my surprise however, the wife then suggests we go someplace else. I again remind her that I have no clue...not that I haven't been to a SC in Montreal (been to plenty), but probably not the same one more than twice, and never any off St. Catherine's. I warn her that the bars on St. Catherine's are more sleazy, but she is game and insists, so we pop into one randomly (no, I don't remember the name).
It a dive...but the girls are much more to my liking. Sexy "around the way" white gurls...and plenty of them had some ass. I motion one over after seeing her give a very hot performance on stage, explain that my wife would like to give me a present, and asks if she is kewl dancing for both of us. She is, for double the regular fee (WTF??....whatever), so off we go. Except...the VIP doorman will NOT let the wife and I in a booth together. It is either me or her...not both. Wife isn't interested, besides that would defeat the point...and I am smart enough to not say "fuck it, see you later honey".
We go back to the table. Wife SWEARS she has no problem with me getting a dance by myself, but just doesn't want to sit at the table alone in a room full of drunk and horny guys. I see her point, even though I know nothing would probably happen...I can understand how she just isn't kewl with it. She buys another round of drinks, lets me enjoy the eye candy, then it is back to the hotel for what you can guess happened.
So...all that said...the M-R-S and I are going away for New Year's to Niagara, and I am thinking about revisiting this whole scene...hence the question...thoughts on couple friendly bars at The Falls? Canadian side, please...and I just as well avoid anyplace where the M-R-S is likely to see what CAN be going on inside of strip club VIPs, thank you very much. She already wants me off this board, and VERY GRUDGINGLY agreed (not even...less than agreed) that I can still go to SCs...if she actually sees some of that shit then I am sure the gig is up...