NoMoreLurking said:
Anyone gone here yet? Common, spill the beans!
Do I have to do everything? Where are all the other MP guinea pigs out there in hobbyland? The Guelph location has been given... but to help those Terbites who have gone blind due to excessive masturbation... it's located right beside the Travelodge.
Nice looking place from the outside... almost looked legit. Nice entrance and professional signage... looks like a spa/dermatology office. I think what gave it all away for me was the old woman sleeping on the couch in the waiting area.
Greeted by Tamara... a younger latina wearing a white doctor's lab coat. She quickly ushered me into the room as I tried to assess this place. She looked pretty good in the coat and my nurse fetish fantasies immediately started pulsating in my pants. Once inside the room... everything seemed legit again... it was almost like a doctor's office. Equipment... sunlamp... various lotions...oils and creams. I found myself searching frantically as she left the room for that one secret item that all hobbyists look for... the partially used toilet paper roll. Shit... it was nowhere to be found. However there was a wash basin and two containers of baby wipes.
She returned with two buttons undone on her doctor's coat and her red bra clearly showing. It took me all of 30 seconds to use my Spiderman senses to realize this place is the reincarnation of 400 Speedvale. If I'm wrong... Indiana can put Neet on my hairy ass at the next Terb Party. Indiana... on my ass... not in my ass.
Everything matched up and this was only reconfirmed when a list of services was discussed. I used to love going to 400 Speedvale when Karla was there (as well as a couple other lovely young latinas). But the last couple years it has been just terrible there. Maybe this is why they moved from Speedvale and now it's become yet another Oriental MP.
Tamara offered a nice session. She's not my body type... but facially cute and I'm guessing about 25 years of age. I'm not really into short stocky women... she might be 140 lbs and maximum 5 feet tall. While she wasn't eye candy... she was still a very nice girl... with fairly decent english skills and nice tiny little hands.
However... I wasn't there for my own personal sexual gratification. Shit... I could do that in my car going through a McDonald's drive thru. No... I was here on Terb business. $40 for the 1/2 door fee... $60 tip for NR. I negotiated my own analysis of Tamara's lower anatomy for an additional $20 on top of the NR price. She had an interesting set and I just had to experience her from that angle while on the medical examination table. Speaking of tables... what's with their pissy 5' massage table? I felt like Herman Munster being massaged by Katie Couric.
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They do have a shower and as you come out of the room... she walks you past the entrance and then when you look up... don't forget you can wave to everyone walking by the window. Jesus... close the blinds "all the way" will ya? Stupid shower... one of the those dumb shower heads that you can't turn so when you turn on the water it goes farkin everywhere while you wait for the hot water.
Location? Wouldn't go near it during the day.
Body? 4 out of 10
Service? Massage 3 out of 10. Stress release 4 out of 10
Amenities? 6 out of 10... but will someone there please wash the new towels so they fluff up a little and absorb at least 4 drops of water.
Repeat? Nope... not unless Karla comes back or some hottie joins the team
Overall? 4 out of 10