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bOOTyMaN

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Apr 4, 2003
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
>>> >reasons:
>>> >
>>> >1. I do physical labour.
>>> >
>>> >2. I work at great depths.
>>> >
>>> >3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
>>> >
>>> >4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
>>> >
>>> >5. I work in a damp environment.
>>> >
>>> >6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
>>> >
>>> >7. I work in high temperatures.
>>> >
>>> >8. My work exposes me to diseases.
 

bOOTyMaN

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Apr 4, 2003
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Denied!!

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
>>> >raised, the management denies your request for the
>>>following
>>> >reasons:
>>> >
>>> >1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
>>> >
>>> >2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work
>>> >period.
>>> >
>>> >3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
>>> >
>>> >4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen
>>> >visiting other locations.
>>> >
>>> >5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
>>> >stimulated in order to start working.
>>> >
>>> >6 . You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
>>> >shift.
>>> >
>>> >7. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
>>> >wearing the correct protective clothing.
>>> >
>>> >8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
>>> >
>>> >9. You are unable to work double shifts.
>>> >
>>> >10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you
>>>have
>>> >completed the assigned task.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering
>>> >and exiting
>>> >the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
>>> >
>>> >Sincerely, The Management
 

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Retired...for now ;)

Hey guys! I miss talkin to ya'll. Sorry I haven't been on here for awhile..been busy busy..
I'm not dancing right now.. Haven't been for 2 months now and still have at least another 4 months to go until I can go back. I wasn't at the clubs very often for awhile there and I was busy doing what i do best ;) so now I am forced to take a bit of a 'vacation'. LOL I'll make sure to let ya'll know though as soon as I make a re-appearance. I am hoping to go back at least a few days a week for the first little while. Maybe September, but I am hoping it will be sooner than that.
Hope to talk to you guys soon XXX
 
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