I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
>>> >reasons:
>>> >
>>> >1. I do physical labour.
>>> >
>>> >2. I work at great depths.
>>> >
>>> >3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
>>> >
>>> >4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
>>> >
>>> >5. I work in a damp environment.
>>> >
>>> >6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
>>> >
>>> >7. I work in high temperatures.
>>> >
>>> >8. My work exposes me to diseases.
>>> >reasons:
>>> >
>>> >1. I do physical labour.
>>> >
>>> >2. I work at great depths.
>>> >
>>> >3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
>>> >
>>> >4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
>>> >
>>> >5. I work in a damp environment.
>>> >
>>> >6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
>>> >
>>> >7. I work in high temperatures.
>>> >
>>> >8. My work exposes me to diseases.