A day late i know but still funny. Got this from a list i subscribe to.
The Top 5 Amazing-but-True Valentine's Day Facts
5> Of the approximately 8,000 dozen long-stemmed roses that get shoved thorns-first up the buyer's ass every February 14, less than three percent were purchased with that intent.
4> A Whitman's Sampler has fewer calories than are burned by giving a thank-you-for-the-Whitman's-Sampler blowjob.
3> The popular heart-shaped candy is made in just three days every year by a single company in Lansing, Michigan. The rest of the year, the same factory makes prosthetic testicles.
2> The practice of giving attractive flowers to one's valentine was written into law in 1845, after a confused suitor gave attractive flounders to his love.
and Topfive.com's Number 1
Amazing-but-True Valentine's Day Fact...
1> Colon-shaped boxes of candy are also available but are much harder to find.
The Top 5 Amazing-but-True Valentine's Day Facts
5> Of the approximately 8,000 dozen long-stemmed roses that get shoved thorns-first up the buyer's ass every February 14, less than three percent were purchased with that intent.
4> A Whitman's Sampler has fewer calories than are burned by giving a thank-you-for-the-Whitman's-Sampler blowjob.
3> The popular heart-shaped candy is made in just three days every year by a single company in Lansing, Michigan. The rest of the year, the same factory makes prosthetic testicles.
2> The practice of giving attractive flowers to one's valentine was written into law in 1845, after a confused suitor gave attractive flounders to his love.
and Topfive.com's Number 1
Amazing-but-True Valentine's Day Fact...
1> Colon-shaped boxes of candy are also available but are much harder to find.
