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magicmanofmassage

Gone to the future.
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
 

bOOTyMaN

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Beer vs Pussy

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice
cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely
get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you
need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a
football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a
football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a
high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: Beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: Beer.

Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Pussy can make you see God.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about your next beer, you are
an alcoholic.
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you
are normal.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual
harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the
dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly
have you back.
Advantage: beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy:
Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran
Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy.
 

calloway

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You're so shallow Magic. You should know that it's not the exterior of a person that's important... it's the person inside. By the way... do you have the contact information for the first lady... I bet she could suck the chrome off a tail pipe. :)
 

magicmanofmassage

Gone to the future.
calloway said:
You're so shallow Magic. You should know that it's not the exterior of a person that's important... it's the person inside. By the way... do you have the contact information for the first lady... I bet she could suck the chrome off a tail pipe. :)
I'll trade you for Angelina's contact info. She's got to be ready for something sweet after all that time in the "pitts"!
 

Dani

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Gentlemen..A classic without a doubt. On behalf of the sex trade workers of Toronto.. Well no I cannot speak for them lol.... but this is so funny. Both posts were a hoot...and so damn true..quite possibly I will make this my mantra from here on in..oh and I will carry a six pack for those in need.....;)
 

magicmanofmassage

Gone to the future.
Dani said:
Gentlemen..A classic without a doubt. On behalf of the sex trade workers of Toronto.. Well no I cannot speak for them lol.... but this is so funny. Both posts were a hoot...and so damn true..quite possibly I will make this my mantra from here on in..oh and I will carry a six pack for those in need...../QUOTE]

To H*LL with trading Calloway. I'll trade you this classic for one of your classics. :eek:
 

Neverenuff$

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Whereever I am now
Beer waits patiently in the car while you play hockey ...

Pussy won't
advantage....

bah ,Skip Hockey go drink beer with said pussy
 

Musketeer

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magicmanofmassage said:
Dani said:
Gentlemen..A classic without a doubt. On behalf of the sex trade workers of Toronto.. Well no I cannot speak for them lol.... but this is so funny. Both posts were a hoot...and so damn true..quite possibly I will make this my mantra from here on in..oh and I will carry a six pack for those in need...../QUOTE]

To H*LL with trading Calloway. I'll trade you this classic for one of your classics. :eek:
Now this has got to be one of the most entertaining posts I've read in quite a while.

What a 'hoot!' My caveats to you gentlemen and DANI!
 
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