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Musketeer

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To my dear friend, lover and confidant:

Your 'inner' beauty only matches your 'outer' beauty. You are a woman who possesses such inner spirituality and outward grace, that the winds gently whisper your name...........Mariah!

You radiate such warmth, care, love, and self-confidence. You have a style that is so very feminine, and sensuous. Aye, that I were a poet..............

While your name means "Bitter" in Old English, there is nothing 'bitter' about you. You are a woman of 'unbridled passion, lust and have a great sense of humour.' You are a true sorceress who casts a spell on every man that succumbs to your womanly charms, and you seek to captivate and possess their very souls.

You are a true lady of distinction whose beautiful smile could melt the polar icecaps and in whose big beautiful deep eyes I could swim in.

If I was Odysseus, back in Ancient Greece, I would have launched a thousand ships and laid a siege for you.

If I was Boticelli, you would have been the model for my "Venus rising from the Sea."

If I was Shakespeare, I would have written a 'Sonnet' to you.

If I was a King's Musketeer, I would have rescued you from all your foes, and my sword would always be at your service.

If I was Robbie Burns. You would have been "My red, red rose, for whom I would have gone ten thousand miles."

If I was a rich man, I would take you around the world and you wouldn't want for anything.

Alas, but I am a poor teacher, who has become all the richer for knowing you.

Yes my Mariah, I salute you as a true friend, a woman of intelligence, wit and passion.

Your loyal friend, and 'soulmate.'

Musketeer

P.S. I know I'm going to get a royal reaming from you guys, especially calloway for posting this.........but what the hell!
 

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Indiana said:
Musketeer, firstly my congratulations on your 2000th post! Geez... you sure are sounding kinda mushy. But, hey, I am not into reaming guys. Not my cup of tea! You thought calloway would give you a royal reaming, is there something about him we don't know? :eek:
Thanks for not wanting to ream me. You are a true gentleman. We'll see what Old Eeyore decides to do, when he cums back 'online.' Lol!

I hope he won't use his electric 'strap-on' on me for being too mushy! Ouch!
 

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Mariah... could you please put this guy out of his misery? Can't you put that musical strap-on gift you bought him for Christmas on... and make him squeal for about 3-4 hours? :p

Musketeer said:
Thanks for not wanting to ream me.
Indy... is there something the KW group needs to know about you and Musketeer? Nikita would never forgive you.
 

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I think this is even too mushy for Mariah, lol. I always seem to remember the fiesty Mariah, which I love. Oh right, that's in bed, she is a sweetheart outside the bedroom. :)

btw, I think Nikita will forever remain a memory. If she does ever resurface, it won't be with the name Nikita. I was told she surfaced for a short time a few months ago with a new name, name escapes me now though. Hope she makes a cameo appearance every now and then, regardless of the name.
 

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mrorange said:
If that was not poetic, Musketeer, I simply cannot fathom what is. Worthy praise, worthy prose, worthy proof of your prodigy's quality. I tip my hat to you, Musketeer.

Thank you mrorange. I truly believe that Mariah appreciates the finer qualities of a gentleman, which you and I both seem to possess.

Now, as for some of these other 'louts'? Lol!
 

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fun-guy said:
I think this is even too mushy for Mariah, lol. I always seem to remember the fiesty Mariah, which I love. Oh right, that's in bed, she is a sweetheart outside the bedroom. :)

btw, I think Nikita will forever remain a memory. If she does ever resurface, it won't be with the name Nikita. I was told she surfaced for a short time a few months ago with a new name, name escapes me now though. Hope she makes a cameo appearance every now and then, regardless of the name.
Now go read my review for the Mariah in bed......"what a hot, fiesty wild and wanton ***** who rides you like a 'bronco-busting' cowgirl, until you can no longer hold back and explode deep inside her in total ecstasy. Then, all you see are stars spinning all around you." (Those of you that have seen her den will know what I mean). Lol!

Now does that satisfy you guys! Sheesh, here I was wanting to praise the "sweetheart" outside of the bedroom for a change. God, you guys are boring. Not a romantic bone among you, save for mrorange. Lol!

Now, as for Nikita fun-guy..........her new name was [edited by moderator]
 

magicmanofmassage

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Get posting buddy!

Musketeer, you better get to 4000 post a lot quicker than you did the first 2000. Mariah should never have had to wait that long for a tribute so deserving.
Shame on you for making her wait! :p

Calloway if you're going to do any reaming, go find a box of paper, you should find about 10 reams inside. ;-)
 

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Indy... it's the new Eeyore. A lean... mean... fighting machine. All part of the New Year's resolution.

Walt Disney is probably rolling in his grave with some of the changes we're about to do to the Winnie the Pooh series. In the next book... Winnie falls in love with an SP after she buys him an electronic strap-on for Christmas. We thought about changing his name... but under the circumstances... Pooh Bear seemed appropriate to keep. :cool:
 

magicmanofmassage

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calloway said:
Indy... it's the new Eeyore. A lean... mean... fighting machine. All part of the New Year's resolution.

Walt Disney is probably rolling in his grave with some of the changes we're about to do to the Winnie the Pooh series. In the next book... Winnie falls in love with an SP after she buys him an electronic strap-on for Christmas. We thought about changing his name... but under the circumstances... Pooh Bear seemed appropriate to keep. :cool:
Hmmnn, I'm guessing Pooh's new outfit has a somewhat "swashbuckler" look to it and is accessorized with a sword?
 

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magicmanofmassage said:
Hmmnn, I'm guessing Pooh's new outfit has a somewhat "swashbuckler" look to it and is accessorized with a sword?
He'll also be wearing a doublet, a plumed hat, riding boots and a long cape with the 'royal cypher' on it! heeheee!

And maybe even a patch over one eye. He'll be riding a real horse instead of an ass (Oops, sorry Eeyore.........I meant donkey!)
 

magicmanofmassage

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Musketeer said:
He'll also be wearing a doublet, a plumed hat, riding boots and a long cape with the 'royal cypher' on it! heeheee!

And maybe even a patch over one eye. He'll be riding a real horse instead of an ass (Oops, sorry Eeyore.........I meant donkey!)
Hmmnnn, Pooh riding Eeyore. This is starting to get scary. Maybe I won't come back at the end of the week after all.
 

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magicmanofmassage said:
Hmmnnn, Pooh riding Eeyore. This is starting to get scary. Maybe I won't come back at the end of the week after all.

Not only that Magicmanofm...but he (meaning Pooh!) will have to keep his pistol 'half-cocked' at all times in case he meets up with someone like ?????
 

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.....mermories.....

fun-guy said:
I think this is even too mushy for Mariah, lol. I always seem to remember the fiesty Mariah, which I love. Oh right, that's in bed, she is a sweetheart outside the bedroom. :)

btw, I think Nikita will forever remain a memory. If she does ever resurface, it won't be with the name Nikita. I was told she surfaced for a short time a few months ago with a new name, name escapes me now though. Hope she makes a cameo appearance every now and then, regardless of the name.
Did somebody mention NIKITA ?????
 
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